Recently I had an eye examine. I am getting older and my peepers are aging with my body. Apparently eyes are a body part. My wife, giving moral support, was present during the examination. The following is a top secret transcript from the examination or interrogation room.
"Sir, please read the smallest line possible"
"Could you change the chart and get bigger letters?"
"OK, how about now?"
"Hmmmmm B X R T," struggling to decipher the images I assumed a trend of letters and said, "a backwards E! Yes, a backwards E!"
"Sir, that is a 3."
"OH! a 3!" in the background I heard my wife groan.
Later I was informed that I am farsighted. I asked if that means I could see the future.
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