My wife is the family radar. She instinctively knows the location of everything. On contrast, I instinctively don’t know this location of anything. This is my gift. So on many hectic mornings, I ask for the location of many things.
“Honey, have you seen my shoes?”
They are in the closet, behind the door!”
“And my belt? I just had it! Where did it go! Who stole my belt!”
“It is on the corner of the bed! Who would steal THAT belt?”
“Hey! it is a good looking belt! My wallet? I can’t find it!”
“On the table.”
“Have you seen world peace?”
“World peace is in the third drawer of the dresser.”
No comments:
Post a Comment